Average Nebraskan

When you're driving on the highway while getting finger banged by your passenger.

I was driving 75mph on the highway and noticed the car in the left lane driving erratically. I looked over and noticed a woman getting an average nebraskan so I quickly passed them to avoid an accident.

by Nugzy November 21, 2022

Nebraskan Water Stain

A pee stain. Simple as that. Your pants are wet with pee? That's a Nebraskan Water Stain.

Dude did you see Mary? Major Nebraskan Water Stain all over her jeggings.

by tgnws September 3, 2025

Nebraskan Lullaby

A short period of calm or pleasant circumstances that is all but guaranteed to be followed by a severe change for the worse; usually preceded by less than favorable conditions,

I can’t believe it’s going to be 70 degrees for the few days! It’s December!

Be careful. Don’t get pulled in by the Nebraskan Lullaby. It’s definitely going to snow next week.

by Kscooby November 16, 2021

Nebraskan Mailbox

When your dick skin gets stuck in a girls braces as if slamming a mailbox door on your testicles.

That bitch Ta'Shika gave me a Nebraskan Mailbox, that shit hurt like fuck!

by The Butt Muffin June 13, 2016

Nebraskan Corn Schucker

The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his pubic hair.

Sally gave me the ol' nebraskan corn schucker the other day and now I have a rash.

by Ruddpudd April 1, 2024

nebraskan car blue

When the testicles of a farm animal turn blue

This cow got a Nebraskan car blue

by Jommyg November 29, 2015

Nebraskan water boarding

The act of sexual torture when a male ejaculates on a piece of cloth then puts it over the females face, causing the female to lose oxygen, and get turned on at the same time!

Johnny gave Mellisa the old Nebraskan water boarding last night, we didn’t hear from her this morning.

by Camden Scott April 22, 2025