Nature's Shelf

The very bottom of the oven. Generally only used when all other shelves are already in use.

Phil: Aww man, the lasagne has taken up all the space in the oven. There's no room for the garlic bread.

Ralph: Don't worry bro, just use nature's shelf.

by Garden14 January 19, 2011

Natural Viagra

Have you ever seen a Brazilian with a small pp?
No! That's because they know the secret of the rainforest, The Brazilian wandering spider.
The Brazilian wandering spider will have women wandering for hours just for a chance to have a turn with you.
1 bite and you will have an erection lasting for hours. In some cultures the spider could even join in for the fun ;)

IGN: I can finally compete with my black coworkers after using Natural Viagra 5/5

by Daz and Shift May 24, 2021

natural beauty

a person who needs nothing but the skin they are in to be beautiful to the eye; brianna.

Golly, that Brianna girl sure is a natural beauty.

by Papupus February 18, 2008

Naturi

A gorgeous girl who can always have fun. She will never Say something about anyone that's not true and she won't hold her tounge for anyone. Overall she's a beautiful girl with a great mind and a savage heart.

I wish I was as bold a a Naturi

by Amyfredbrogoaadwmad March 15, 2017

the natural confectionery

The best fucking sweets on the planet

"Man I'm dyin' for some jungle jellies or some shit"
"Yeah bro the natural confectionery are the fucking shit"

by Kram22 March 5, 2021

Natural Slut Day

Celebrated on the September 17th to mark 260 days of the year (leap year-261 days), the approaching end of summer and wife appreciation day.

Celebrate female sexual freedom and release your natural sexual behaviour.

Have sex with as many people as you can, if you have a partner, why not have some threesomes or a gangbang, and if you're really feeling sexually free, allow those juices to flow naturally, and enjoy the pleasure of removing all barriers.

Do you fellas want to have some fun, it's Natural Slut Day today, and I'm Horny.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 18, 2023

Natural Selection

Survival of the fittest - not necessarily due to natural causes.

Did you hear about the person who misinterpreted the "stand behind yellow lines" sign at train station? they were killed by train. Classic case of natural selection"

by kphantom September 23, 2013