short for poon banana, it refers to the female genatalia when she splooges and her clam looks like chewed up banana
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My poot-nanny came over after a multi-participant sex binge I had been on over the summer. She monitored the phone and door, not letting anyone disturb me as I recovered and prepared for my next adventure. Every good fucker needs a poot-nanny to maintain peak performance.
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by Its zeus! January 25, 2011
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by anonymous October 31, 2021
Get the Penny poo nanny mug.a household domestic worker with specific duties. in very wealthy homes, children are often assigned nannies for certain tasks, such as dressing, going out, or school. the poo nanny is employed specifically to children being potty trained. her skills ease a child's entry to the world of toilet usage, and good poo nannies are worth every penny they earn.
mater: oh dear, i think we need to arrange for a poo nanny for junior, dear. how else will he become toilet trained?
pater: quite so, quite so, my dear. i'll call the agency first thing in the morning. and now, i must return to the factory and lay off a few dozen workers and transfer their duties to our southeast asian plant.
mater: you're such a capitalist swine!!
pater: that's why you married me, remember?
mater: of course!! i nearly forgot!!
junior: momma poopie panties yucky gooey
mater: oh for christ's sake the little bastard just shit his god-damned pants again!!
pater: oh, take another valium, bitch, and get his ass upstairs to his bathroom!! and change your clothes before you come back downstairs; i don't want you smelling like toddler poop.
pater: quite so, quite so, my dear. i'll call the agency first thing in the morning. and now, i must return to the factory and lay off a few dozen workers and transfer their duties to our southeast asian plant.
mater: you're such a capitalist swine!!
pater: that's why you married me, remember?
mater: of course!! i nearly forgot!!
junior: momma poopie panties yucky gooey
mater: oh for christ's sake the little bastard just shit his god-damned pants again!!
pater: oh, take another valium, bitch, and get his ass upstairs to his bathroom!! and change your clothes before you come back downstairs; i don't want you smelling like toddler poop.
by the one and only earpuller June 18, 2006
Get the poo nanny mug.1) A phrase used to describe the jerking one feels when shifting a vehicle from park to reverse.
2) A phrase used to replace "Oh Snap!" or "Holy Crap!" in a situation that calls for the usage of those terms.
2) A phrase used to replace "Oh Snap!" or "Holy Crap!" in a situation that calls for the usage of those terms.
1) person 1: "We are outta here!" -shifts vehicle from park to reverse-
person 2: -jerks- "Pooten Nanny!"
2) person 1: "Look out for that dead bird right there! Ew!"
person 2: -jumps in disgust- "Pooten Nanny!"
person 2: -jerks- "Pooten Nanny!"
2) person 1: "Look out for that dead bird right there! Ew!"
person 2: -jumps in disgust- "Pooten Nanny!"
by Scheezy and Peezy July 25, 2009
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