sanjin nair

an increasingly large person who everyone wants dead

Tim: omg i hate that guy
Fred: yeah he's such a sanjin nair

by muffin cheeks March 3, 2008

Billy O. Naire

A generic name for the common billionaire. Don't get it. Read the term out loud and you will. :)

Person A: Who is the richest person on the planet?
Person B.: Why Billy O. Naire of course.
Person C: Actually, Bill Gates

by ManMan36 June 9, 2016

Infininaire or Infinite-naire.

Infinite-naire/Infininaire: 1. A person so wealthy rich that they can never run out of money. 2. An uncountable amount of money. 3. So rich that it's impossible to believe.

I'm so rich that I'm infininaire or Infinite-naire. I have unlimited money. I'm so rich that I can never run out of money. I'm infinite rich. Do you understand? My wealth is infininaire/infinite-naire.

by DragonPrincess June 21, 2025

Nair Mail

You love your woman and she adores the way you use your tongue but she refuses to shave her bush. You're sore from bush wacking through her Brillo pad. So you apply a salve of agent orange to her secret garden with a mouthful of Nair. Once deforrested, she wakes up shocked to find that her Amazon had been converted to a manicured golf course. Now you can deliver your tongue to the new address.

She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.

He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado

by HOSESLANGER June 10, 2024

nair turtle

After prarie dogging before you take a massive shit, the turd finally slides out of your rectum hole silky smooth.

Man after eating taco bell, i let me out a nair turtle.

by Peter Parker November 17, 2016

Nair

Nair/ Someone that doesn’t respond to normal behaviour or doesn’t understand how to fit in. Often mistaken for being disabled

“Look at that bloke drinking waters on the dance floor, What a Nair!”

“Kyles not coming for beers, I think he has gone Nair”

by Marky Nair November 4, 2022

Nair Lip

A clean-shaven milk mustache that comes directly from the Dairy Nipple (AKA Nairy Dipple) which is a nipple without hair. If you prefer a hairy nipple, it would come from the Hairy Dairies (AKA Dairy Hairies).

"Drink A Drink Drip My Chug-A-Lug Nair Lip!"

-Ministry (Jesus Built My Hotrod)

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023