'Ugh- Gary from IT is such a nair, he always forgets to replace the milk in the fridge after he's finished it'
'I hate taking out the rubbish in the evening, it's such a nair'
'I hate taking out the rubbish in the evening, it's such a nair'
by Sexy Munchkin on MDMA August 03, 2024
The kind of guy that stands out in a room. He's the guy that turns your frown into a smile. His eyes can put you in a trance and his smile can make your saddest day better. Count on him for being your best friend and never letting you down. If he ever loses your attention know that he's in love and that he'll eventually come back but most importantly know that he's an absolute darling.
by Noddyftw3455 July 03, 2024
Sreeraj is the man to standout in a room. He's the one to make your frowns turn to smiles. His eyes will have you in a trance and his smile could get you butterflies. A little annoying but who isn't up for that. Count on him for being your best friend and know that if he looses your attention it's because he's in Love!
One way or the other, sreeraj is the kind of guy you'd get once in a lifetime so keep that safe.
Oh and please be amazed by all the "cool" things he does ;)
One way or the other, sreeraj is the kind of guy you'd get once in a lifetime so keep that safe.
Oh and please be amazed by all the "cool" things he does ;)
by Noddyftw3455 July 03, 2024
You love your woman and she adores the way you use your tongue but she refuses to shave her bush. You're sore from bush wacking through her Brillo pad. So you apply a salve of agent orange to her secret garden with a mouthful of Nair. Once deforrested, she wakes up shocked to find that her Amazon had been converted to a manicured golf course. Now you can deliver your tongue to the new address.
She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.
He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado
He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado
by HOSESLANGER June 11, 2024
After prarie dogging before you take a massive shit, the turd finally slides out of your rectum hole silky smooth.
by Peter Parker November 17, 2016
by Bassnest December 02, 2021
A clean-shaven milk mustache that comes directly from the Dairy Nipple (AKA Nairy Dipple) which is a nipple without hair. If you prefer a hairy nipple, it would come from the Hairy Dairies (AKA Dairy Hairies).
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 04, 2023