by muffin cheeks March 3, 2008

Person 1 : have u seen the Nair video?
Person 2: no? What is it?
Person 1: *plays video*
Person 2: AHHHHHHHH HE SHOWED HIS BOOTYHAIRS AHHH
Person 2: no? What is it?
Person 1: *plays video*
Person 2: AHHHHHHHH HE SHOWED HIS BOOTYHAIRS AHHH
by Bootyhair July 18, 2023

A clean-shaven milk mustache that comes directly from the Dairy Nipple (AKA Nairy Dipple) which is a nipple without hair. If you prefer a hairy nipple, it would come from the Hairy Dairies (AKA Dairy Hairies).
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023

A straight-up G. This man is absolutely awesome. Any negativity presented in this mans presence turns into smoke. He is the next andrew tate and the second coming of jesus himself
by HaloPees May 30, 2023

After prarie dogging before you take a massive shit, the turd finally slides out of your rectum hole silky smooth.
by Peter Parker November 17, 2016

Nair/ Someone that doesn’t respond to normal behaviour or doesn’t understand how to fit in. Often mistaken for being disabled
“Look at that bloke drinking waters on the dance floor, What a Nair!”
“Kyles not coming for beers, I think he has gone Nair”
“Kyles not coming for beers, I think he has gone Nair”
by Marky Nair November 4, 2022
