Noose Flop

When one proceeds to tie a noose around their neck, and get onto an object high enough to do a flip/backflip and hang them self

Little Johnny: Dad! Mom just pulled a noose flop in the kitchen

by yung._meme May 28, 2018

Novo Amor

A fucking amazing songwriter that has killer music. Epic albums like Birthplace and Cannot be, Whatsoever. He is mostly known for his amazing song writing and his song, Anchor, which is one of his few eps. If you haven't checked out this god go check it out right now. Seriously, do it. Now.

Novo Amor slaps

by booty chunkerz April 16, 2021

nooshing

(verb) A seriously weird unfortunate event of bad luck that one experiences as a daily basis and is considered “normal” in their daily life

lol peyton’s nooshing today.

by yourlocalblondie13 December 1, 2021

Ground Noose

Picture a noose. Like for hanging people. But you attach one end to the ground and the other end to your neck. Then you just stand up really quick.

Andrew Jackson was hung for treason via ground noose. That's pretty much the only time it's ever been used by someone other than drunken pirate hookers.

by Boneroo January 16, 2009

Cock Noose

When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.

JM&DO

Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!
Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!
Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.

by Drew10293756102395876 June 15, 2007

foosh noosh

a egyptian code word for retard

joe bloggs you are a foosh noosh

by aussie pride January 12, 2008

hangman's noose

When your girl's hair finds it way into you boxers, wraps itself around you dick and balls and you go to pull it out thinking its just a random hair, but instead its trying to strangle the boys.

Hey Tommy have you ever had a hangman's noose?
Damn dude I almost hangman's noosed my boys. Thought I almost castrated myself.

by Rhonous July 22, 2018