Ned 

A ned is the proper name for a stainless steel dishwashing scrubby that is placed above a sink drain to keep the drain flowing, free from any clogging that may occur. Named after Ned Bechtold who developed this technique.

Hey Chris, don't forget to put a ned in that sink of the fish scales are gonna clog it up real quick.

Ned by MongerX August 28, 2009

Ned 

A lovely intelligent boy, generally likes to stay home and relax.
Enjoys smoking pot and hanging out with friends in his home in the forest

Ned also known as nedalicious

Ned by the girlfromthe place February 3, 2010

ned 

Neds are so like totally beastly man, pure hard mans like, flip reverse it! oh, yeah? Ye want a fight? i'm gonna f****************** deck ya, ye little ponc.

complete with burberry, and a 'cool' walk (think a weird kangaroo)

Think of a nice, well educated, polite charming person like myself, and the person who threatened me (aged 10) and the rest of my family on my dad's birthday and said (quote) i'm gonna slash yer throat, i'm gonna chuck you over this cliff, etc.

ned by Annabel May 21, 2004

Ned 

The act of being a nerd, without the R of course. This word can be used as a noun, adjective or a noun.

"You're a ned"

Ned by Bigyak September 8, 2011

Ned 

Ned is a loving caring person. He loves helping kids and pleasuring them filling them with his magical spunk. His hobbo looks represents his thirst for juicy ass and loves a naughty little wank every now again often to great powers like Donald trump or the queen.

Ned stop wanking bro OR leave that kid alone

Ned by K1Mist January 20, 2022

Ned 

Non-Educated Delinquent.

Usually found in or around Glasgow, Scotland hanging around shop corners drinking a tonic wine named "Buckfast" and showing each other their 'blades'

Ned by Stewart Hannan August 11, 2005

ned 

in scotland usually glasgow, a person who will wear white (usually lacoste) tracksuits, burberry hats and a lot of fake gold jewelery. speak a ceratin way, usually hang about getting drunk/wasted/vandalising/fighing. stands for non educated delinquent

ned 1: aight man?
ned 2: aye who dae yous fight fare
ned 1: shawlands
ned 2: i fight fer newton mearns ye fucking shawlnds wanker

ned by kinkyboots September 5, 2006