The Neapolitan

The act of a man having sex with three women at the same time, while one of each of the women has blonde, brunette, or red hair. The blonde may be replaced with a geriatric white-haired woman as well. The involvement of a black girl instead of a brunette is a Dirty Neapolitan.

The wife was hesitant for me to bring in another brunette for a threesome, so we went with a blonde and a redhead and I executed The Neapolitan.

by Chicago Joey Biscuits April 20, 2012

neap

Anal sex, flowers, lube, and the explicit use of beastiality videos. Actually pretty much anything and everything including sex and insults ...... lots of insults(CURSING)

Guy 1: Wanna go neap tonight?
Guy 2: Neap! Neap!
Guy 1: Is the a yes neap or a no neap?
Guy 2: *says seductively* NEEEAAP~!

----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- ----- -
MOTHER NEAPIN' NEAP NEAPITY NEAP. GET THE NEAPIN' KNIGHTS OF NEAP! NEAP!

by NEAP June 22, 2008

Neapolitan

When a man and woman participate in anal sex (chocolate), oral sex, including ejaculation (vanilla), and vaginal sex (strawberry) in the same sexual session.

Man 1: I can't believe Donna let you go Neapolitan last night.
Man 2: Yeah, I saved Strawberry for last, since it's my favorite.

by YoichiAkio November 3, 2010

neap

an excited response to a definite set of plans for an occasion of getting fucked up with your bros

Person #1: Beer tent at 9?

Person #2: Neap i will be there

Person #1: Meet ya there

by Run Burgundy July 13, 2012

neapolitan

Any sexual act including, at least, a threesome of individuals, each having a different hair color. Specifically a brunette, blonde, and red head (thus resembling neapolitan ice cream).

"Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Isla Fisher would be one neapolitan I'd love to eat in bed."

by itgoessoslow August 17, 2012

Neapolitan Hurricane

A Neapolitan Hurricane is the act of shitting, bleeding and cumming in a bowl, mixing the ingredients, consuming the mixture then vomiting it onto another person.

I had to take a shower after the raging Neapolitan Hurricane your mom gave me.

by JizzforDinDin September 23, 2010

Necat

A guy who looks like a cat, takes drugs every friday night and grinds fortnite with his drug addicted cousin whos name is

coincidentally Altan

Vauw u look like a window just like Necat

by MikiWASD October 30, 2020