NASCAR

An event where drunken rednecks and white trash gather around, get drunk, and watch other stupid white trash (whose names are usually penis related) drive around at dangerously high speeds in car shaped billboards advertizing for diet mountain dew and bud lite doing nothing but turning left and crashing into each other, and there's a trailer park in the center of the track. After the race is over, the rednecks go home and beat their wife/cousin/sister because dick peterson didn't win.

guy1: Wanna go see a nascar race?
guy2: fuck off!

redneck1:Hey billy bob, nascar's on the tv box, u wanna watch it.
redneck2:Whoooooooo!!! Hell yeah bubba, we'll grill up some roadkill, smoke some meth, and drink a case of PBR.

by A WHITE GUY June 4, 2014

nascar sunscreen

the best way to describe a mullet, idiana passport, 10-90, or missisippi mud-flap

Jim bob doesnt get sunburned on his neck during the race he has nascar sunscreen

by matt rich May 18, 2006

NASCAR

Non
Athletic
Sport
Centered
Around
Rednecks

Coincedince? We think not.

The definition speaks for itself

by Ninjalo November 28, 2003

Nascarist

A word to fully encompass the flat out prejudice against the legitimate form of stock-car racing, Nascar.

You: nascar is all fat people
Me: That's Nascarist!
(After looking at all the current Sprint Cup drivers)
You: they're all hicks
Me: ....

Also everything included here: nascar

by YourIQmultipliedbythree June 3, 2009

NASCARita

A mixed drink consisting of 2 parts Mountain Dew and 1 part Tequila. See also White Trash Margarita.

Bobby and I just popped some Dews from the 7-11. I'm fixin' to git some NASCARitas on before the race.

by pdhski August 17, 2008

NASCAR

A PHYSICAL SPORT where Chevrolets, Fords and Toyotas drive for 3+ hours, at speeds of 180+ MPH and 2-3 inches from the wall and from eachother. DISCLAIMER: Not just a rednecks sport.

Josh: let's go to the baseball game
Cletus: let's go to the NASCAR race instead

by JakeG514 July 6, 2016

NASCAR Thunder 2003

One of the best NASCAR games of all time. It was released after NASCAR Thunder 2002. The paint schemes in the game are so good and it has a realistic career mode. Its follow-up was the even better NASCAR Thunder 2004. Some simularities to the 2002 is unlike 2002, It actually had Dale Sr. Dale Sr. was taken out of NASCAR Thunder 2002 due to his death. One of the best NASCAR Games I reccomend! Ken Schrader has the most paint schemes.

Hey Ben, wanna go play some NASCAR Thunder 2003?

Sure! I love this game!

by NascarAndPepsiFan18 January 2, 2021