Narp

Not a real person.

His dick is huge but it sucks he's such a narp.

by PP Gang Official April 10, 2022

NARP

Not a real person.

That comment on Twitter was from a NARP

by C----Dogg June 9, 2022

NARP

“Non athletic regular person” typically athletes use it on losers. However, sometimes the cross county boys think they can use it even tho there sport isn’t a real sport. Running is the base of a sport not a whole sport. 🤦

“Christian you are a narp!” -said Christian
“I know daddy chase, can I get you a beer?”-replied chase

“Yes then cuddles my slave narp” - replied Christian

by beastdink1 April 25, 2024

Narp

An acronym for “Not a real person”, that’s typically used to describe someone who is extraordinarily eccentric in some sort of way.

My friend and her girlfriend both in their 30s, have both never smoked a single cigarette in their entire lives. Narps!

by jPinguino777 June 21, 2024

NARP

if you can’t swim going into sophomore year and you burnout from very little physical activity

“I don’t do any physical activity i’m a narp

by jasondapeen July 27, 2025

Narp Hunter

Someone who goes out of their way to hunt down and hurt / embarrass NARPS (Non athlete regular people).

"Did you see him break that nerd's calculator?"

"Yeah Jay is such a NARP hunter, I'm surprised he hasn't killed one yet"

by Concerned Narp October 12, 2011

Narp energy

That extra energy that a non athletic regular person (narp) has that athletes are lacking

That guy over there gives me such Narp energy

by Jkseilkop September 23, 2020