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1. NOUN: A distinctive noise that sounds like some sort of bug, often followed by a foul odor.

2. ADJ: A wannabe gangsta; a pussyhoe

3. VERB: to lie about something you are too stupid to cover up
1. "BUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh........"

Leah: What was that noise?

Jamie: Sounds like a nard

Leah: That shit stank

2. Jim: I'll kill all dem pussy niggas in LT

Mike: No you wouldn't. Quit acting like a hard nard

3. Rick: Of course my baby's momma knows about you

Ashley: Why wasn't she happy to hear from me then? I think you are so narding!
Nard by BeckyB.Real February 4, 2010
Related Words
nards Nardo Nardy Nardin nardi nardwuar narda Nardine Nard-dog nardcore
Term used for unidentified sticky substances usually found on the floor (especially light colored tiles) after one has hosted a party the night before. Use may also be extended to include anything disgusting, and can be used in many contexts.
Hey! Look at that disgusting nard on the floor.
I feel like nard.
Your outfit looks like nard.
My mouth tastes like nard.
I feel very nardlike today.
nard by FG March 15, 2005
Collective noun for 4 pints of real ale.
Do you fancy garn up the pub for a nard
Nard by David Robert Proud January 20, 2009
onomopaeanic term for the sound created in the colision of chuckles and ballistic gel in a vacuum. when attached to an exclamation the bearer of such term becomes the axis mundi of the exclamation, as a non-cultish living hierophony of the term.
oh. i am suddenly overcome by a infinite vertago of sickness and pleasure as if six flags and zoom floom waterpark is in my head. the weeeiNARD cometh.
nard by dandandan December 18, 2006
"You're a nard!"
Nard by Annesofie_1018 June 5, 2017
a fucking retard who doesnt know what the fuck he is talking about so he stay quiet
"shut up you fucking nard look like a damn sausage on a stick boiiii"
Nard by Flash2557 October 8, 2017