by whiplash01 December 29, 2020

a damn annoying word only 40 year old moms use cause they buy shirts that say “namaste” on it in target.
by user9271719 November 25, 2018

Namaste mr.donald trump
by QueenBee<3 September 10, 2022

Namaste can also mean "Fuck you, I have anxiety" as established in the popular TV Series South Park. It originated from the episode 08 in season 22 "Buddha Box", where Eric Cartman goes to the doctor, and is diagnosed with anxiety. Cartman thinks he's a special snowflake and proceeds to deepen himself on Buddhism, thus creating an alternate meaning to the word namaste.
by RestlessRiot January 17, 2019

Saying “I see you” to someone online because you connect with something they’ve written; a deeper feeling of appreciation than a Like & Subscribe.
by PhatBatt May 30, 2025

- Ante re malaka, ftanoume kamia wra?
- Skase re, se pente eimaste ekei.
Half an hour later...
-Namaste!
- Skase re, se pente eimaste ekei.
Half an hour later...
-Namaste!
by simpsonment June 27, 2017

A person who's spiritual journey towards awakening and/or enlightenment went so far as to expand their spirituality but unfortunately stopped just short of shedding the relevant part of their ego and instead only made it bigger through over identifying with their new inflated sense of self as a 'spiritual being'!.
How many namaste cunts does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, ask Chad, he just did 5-Meo DMT, and now he's a Shaman!'. 'Karen needs to get a job, 10 Ayahuasca ceremonies and she thinks she can manifest whatever she needs but I'm always paying at Jamba Juice wtf - namaste cunt!'. ' I don't want to be a namaste cunt but - i'm really still trying to integrate that past life healing.'
by Hazzah - 111 May 20, 2024
