Master Farmer

An inhabitant of Draynor Village in RuneScape. Contrary to what his name might suggest, the Master Farmer does not spend any time "farming", per se. Instead, he spends his days roaming around the square, waiting for players to try to steal his seeds so he can scream "Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?" and punch them hard enough to cause fractures. He lives for this.
Because he does not farm, it is questionable how he manages to get so many seeds to begin with. Perhaps he buys them on the Grand Exchange; perhaps he is a pickpocket himself; perhaps he has secret underground crops farmed by an army of Master Farmerites. Whatever the case, he fits right in with the many sketchy citizens of Draynor.

Player: *attempts to pick the Master Farmer's pocket*
Master Farmer: *gives the player a fracture-causing punch* Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?
Player: Training my thieving level, you dick!

by Enigmatical June 23, 2010

Ok master let’s kill da hoe BEETCH

Koichis stand telling koichi that it’s time to kill a thot

Ok master let’s kill da hoe BEETCH

by Hisbshshwuwu January 2, 2020

Master penis

links ultimate weapon even more powerful then the master sword and that vanquishes all who appose it in one giant cock slap the only other person to touch the master penis is zelda and she uses it for her own self pleasure

link lifted up the master penis and jolted it forward in aw of its size

by father fast fingers February 19, 2017

Dutch Master

When your CPAP machine sucks up one of your farts and gives you a pressurized Dutch Oven through the mask.

I farted in my sleep and the damn CPAP woke me up with Dutch Master of my own ass.

by Pheecees June 27, 2021

Mystery Science Theater 3000

A cult television comedy series created by Joel Hodgson (replaced by Mike Nelson after the fifth season)originating from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. It consisted largely of fictional characters making fun of existing cult films, a format which proved to be influential. Original episodes aired on Comedy Central and the SciFi Channel from 1989 to 1999. The show started with a short run on Minnesota UHF station KTMA channel 23 from 1988 to 1989.

Arguments about whether Joel or Mike was better on Mystery Science Theater 3000 are usually pointless.

by Eric Seven February 20, 2005

Master Of Puppets

1.Metallica's 3rd album, considered by some to be the greatest metal album ever. It was also Cliff Burton's last album with Metallica (He died in a tour buss accident shortly after completing the album).
2. The title track of the above album. Probably Metallica's most famous song. The lyrics are about Drug Addiction, refering to the drug (most likely cocaine) as "Master".

Metallica is God.

by Metal Head June 22, 2004

Master Yi Syndrome

When someone in the MOBA game "League Of Legends" plays the champion Master Yi, when this player gets fed in the early game they believe that they can 1v5 the enemy team and proceeds to attempt to. The Master Yi player will most likely fail and blame Crowd Control (CC) and attemp to 1v5 7 more times, thus throwing the game.

Brandon: "Dude yesterday I was playing League of Legends and their Master Yi got so fed and started to carry!"
Jerry: "Did he get Master Yi Syndrome?"
Brandon: "Yeah he ended up throwing the game and letting us win!"

by Pancock September 17, 2017