hop on My Friend Peppa Pig

Slang for a rough femboy pegging session that usually lasts 2-4 hours

Femboy Boyfriend: Hey, it’s time to hop on My Friend Peppa Pig
Me: LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

by Diegsmo’s father October 16, 2022

Stay Thirsty, My Friend

The closing line as stated by The Most Interesting Man In The World. He is the man that every other man wants to be, mostly because both sides of his pillow are cool.

Used as the final statement by the winner when two guys are trying to out-do each other.

First guy: "Dude, I made out with that hot chick."
Second guy: "Well, I got to third base with that cheerleader."
First guy: "A beauty queen gave me a hand job."
Second guy: "I banged a super model."
First guy: Stunned silence
Second guy: "Stay thirsty, my friend."

by m&jsandwich November 28, 2011

my friend jim

A Fictional friend of Donald Trump. Donald Trump repeats ridiculous things that supposedly were said by "Jim" in order to make his followers believe he actually has a friend and to make it seem like his ridiculous ideas are shared by others.

My friend Jim always says that if your not colluding with Russia, then you are not "really" trying to win.

by Dredpirate64 July 13, 2017

my friend is named gary

It means you have a friend named Gary

Jeff: Hey what's your friend's name?
Chris: My friend is named Gary

by IrelandBall July 27, 2017

Technically not my friend

When you are Unable to be my friend and help me with my current technical difficulties.

I like micah, but hes technically not my friend because he hasn't hooked my stereo up yet like he promised.

by Lorilou Tory April 13, 2020

My friend

he has an umbrella

my friend yes

by Jamie5353 April 1, 2020

YoU ShOUlDnT bE My fRiEnD. Im UgLy

Yes, you are. not because of your looks, because im hearing this.

Defined;
Friend: YoU ShOUlDnT bE My fRiEnD. Im UgLy wHY aRE yOU, mY fRieND?
Me: you know, why am I?

by WHYAMIHERE- DO YOU KNOW? April 2, 2021