matty

bestest guy friend you could have, funnayy, cute, totally fun to be around
but can also be a horny beast

Let's go to the movies with matty! That would be so much fun!

Matty, lets not have sex tonight, please.

by lanzzz=] December 25, 2008

Walter Mitty

A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.

He is a Walter Mitty-style fantasist!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

mattyb

A synonym for “Friendzone”

Did you see her totally Mattyb that guy? He had no chance!

by All Knowing Grandmaster Wookie November 25, 2018

Matty

A Matty is the kind of guy you miss before he leaves, a man people want to be around. He creates magical moments and smiles all day long. All the girls want a Matty, because he knows how to make them feel good about themselves. The casualties of life’s battles has only added a depth so deep it can’t be swam and a warmth so bright it can’t be matched. He is the kind of guy who is first to raise his hand to help out a friend. A Matty is a total legend!

The sun was shining. the music was blaring, and friends were together like a Matty.

by CLK80 November 5, 2020

mittys

another word for male tittys

my dad mittys are a size C

by Coconut Queen of Haiti Queen Lauren August 19, 2004

Matty

A Sexy Ass White Kid Who Attracts All The Girls . Known For Being Great In Bed. Very Atletic And Never Is Ass At Ball

That White Boy Over There Is A Matty . He Has The Whole Package

by Known (: May 31, 2011

Mattycakes

1. A term of endearment for people named 'Matthew'.
2. Men who appear strong and athletic, but to everyone's disappointment are actually pansies.

I used to think Lance was a hunk, but every since he ran screaming from that spider I've known he's just a Mattycakes.

by The Gifted. February 5, 2010