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Jackson County Muzzleloader

Similar to the Montana Musket Loader but in place of a woman, its your cousin. When you are making sweet love to your cousin you throw some good ol' Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minute or two you take it out and place it on your cousin's anus and stuff it in with your penis.
I wanted to hunt this morning but I got a Jackson County Muzzleloader last night and I won't be able to walk until I'm ready for another beer, which is now.
by Dirt606 February 18, 2021
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muzzrat

Muslims who join groups like ISIS or carry out terror attacks.
Man: hear about those guys who beheaded in London while filming it chanting Allah akbar.

Man 2: Bloody muzzrat.
by NemoCorvus July 3, 2016
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crusty muzzle

This is when you are having sex and the woman that is so loud, she wakes up your roommates causing you to take the crusty old jerk-off-rag (SOCK) from under your bed and cram it in her mouth.
Kristen was yelling so loud at the apartment during sex that i had to give her the crusty muzzle so she didn't wake you up.
by grimmy December 23, 2005
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anal muzz

the discharge that comes out of someones ass (male or female) after prolonged anal sex.
Lisa is always complaining about how much anal muzz she has when her and billy finish having anal sex.
by fuckthathotass69 July 26, 2017
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Montana Muzzle loader

The act of putting your freshly chewed copenhagen wintergreen tobacco into a females anus and jamming it in with your penis.
dan: hey man, how did your night go with that chick you picked up at the bar?

Dalt: oh man, she was a freak, i gave her the Montana muzzle loader!
by wu-tang kid September 22, 2011
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muzzing

The act of muzz, a dance done at clubs and festivals. Also known as chopping.
He was muzzing so hard at stero!
BRO, teach me how to muzz!
by Muzzking101 April 13, 2016
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mumzy

You: hey mumzy, wats up?
Mom: whaaaatttt??
by Asphyxiation1017 August 7, 2011
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