Murat

Is a name that many sultans have had. The origin of the name is from arabic countries. It was later a popular in Bosnia and Turkey. The person that has this name also has a massive penis

Murat is that a snake in your pants?

by Temh0 January 31, 2018

murtatha

- (adj.) Description of something extremely and overwhelmingly handsome.

- (n.) When seen with "murtatha", onlookers are prone to cower in protection of extreme heat.

- (n.) When a "murtatha" is seen in a state, it is obvious that there is a heat wave.

- People subjected to "murtatha" must live in a cooler until the "murtatha" wears off.

When I saw him with murtatha, I pissed in my pants and it evaporated

by Murtman March 3, 2011

mutated dump

When your shit comes out in a color other than brown.Example:green red and ocasionally a touch of yellow.

Tony:DIzAm!I just took the weirdest mutated dump of my life!

Jack:Too much info dood!

by Moester909 March 27, 2009

Mutated Zombie Turtles

Think of Ninja Turtles that look like zombies and are zombies. They were created when a man wanted is family killed so he created a goblin that created the zombie mutated turtles. He was offering the Goblin and ZMT and whole bunch of money to kill everyone, then they realized it would just be more fun to eat the whole family including the man. The ZMTs spawn in a cellar in the basement. Their only weakness is people with freckles or a extreme freckle fetish.

Steve: How the hell are we supposed to kill these Mutated Zombie Turtles?
Matt: We need someone that has freckles or a huge freckle fetish
Random Unknown Guy: The know just the person
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-Freckle Fetish

by Weallfun September 19, 2019

Mutation theory

Mutation theory states that all albanians are genetically born male and if there’s a female albanian she’s a genetic mutation

Man I met a female alb today... she broke mutation theory

by Serbjon October 22, 2020

Statute of LOL Mutations

An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.

IM Conversation:

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"

Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*

Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"

Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."

by MajorLeeAwesome February 25, 2010

Mutahira

Mutahira is that one girl who drinks coffee as if it was water. She would know the best food places. She is gem of a person but a little introvert at times.

I was hungry but thank God she was a mutahira and we had great time

by Sumptuousdamsel May 14, 2020