beer muscles

When one has consumed too much alcohol and is convinced he can fight any one or lift any heavy object.

Nigga 1:"Tray was trippin last night, man. He drank 3 forty onces and smoked 3 blunts and tried to fight 2 big ass nigga's who been smart eye'in him the whole night!"

Nigga 2:"You right, you right. Nigga had beer muscles! One dem nigga's is a linebacker for Virginia, that nigga was a mob beast niggy for sho'.I'm juz glad Tray pulled a hernia befo' the fight even started so no fight went down. Nigga thought he could pick up a 50 inch plasma and toss it at a nigga like a baseball, he perp."

by Ninja John Jimmy Bones July 26, 2006

Popcorn Muscles

Muscles that are made just for show; muscles that are fake, mostly to impress or intimidate others

I saw Billy and Wilson dancing in the clubs of Springfield showing off them popcorn muscles.

by coffeemug12 March 31, 2009

water muscles

The instant muscles you get from drinking creatine and water and working out for a week or two.

Girl 1: Wow that guy is so cute, look at how big his arms are!

Girl 2: Girl, those are just water muscles.

by DrMario April 14, 2009

Internet Muscles

When someone tries to act all big and cool on the internet by posting offensive and rude posts and comments on forums, youtube, etc. Often done to attempt to feel good about one's sad pathetic lonely life.

Nolifer: "you fucking idiot dont know anything about this go to fucking hell lolol i fuck your mom bitch!!

Human Being: "Stop flexing your internet muscles, everyone knows you aint shit"

by McFondlemeslowly December 19, 2009

mirror muscles

The muscles that gym junkies work on because they look good in the mirror, even if they don't make you stronger or more attractive. Biceps, triceps, pecs, abs.

A: Hey, chekc out chicken legs over there!
B: I know, he spends all his time working on his mirror muscles and drinking protein shakes.
A: Someone should really tell him that he looks ridiculous.

by Robertito August 4, 2012

beer muscles

what most douche bags get after drinking 2 or more beers, and think they are a cage fighter.

Scott- Hey Steve have you seen Derick?

Steve- Ya, douche bag Derick had his second beer flexed his beer muscles and is over there trying to fight all those bikers in the corner...

by S squared June 19, 2012

Sleek Puma Like Muscles

When a man is very attractive and the only way a girl can express his attractiveness is by envisioning the ferociousness of a member of the big cat family.

"Hey Olivia, did you see Stuart and David yesterday at the pool party?"
"Definitely, Sleek Puma Like Muscles everywhere!"

by #swagg September 5, 2011