A Muskrat's Nest is defined as completely filling the toilet bowl with paper, even until the toilet paper is high and dry above the bowl line, and then defecating on top of the giant pile of toilet paper. A properly built nest can usually only be removed by the use of a spade shovel, as flushing at that point would prove all but impossible. By keeping the muskrat on top of the nest and not in the water, the vile stench of the muskrat can be allowed to permeate the entire venue. The muskrat's nest is intended as a practical joke, or as revenge for having been muskrat-nested. A Muskrat's Nest must be built with caution, as they are illegal in most states.
Rob: Hey Jake, the service at this restaurant totally sucks ass!
Jake: Yeah, you should totally go build a Muskrat's Nest in the men's room!
Rob: Fuck yeah! That'll teach 'em! In fact, I'll even do it in the lady's room!
Jake: Yeah, you should totally go build a Muskrat's Nest in the men's room!
Rob: Fuck yeah! That'll teach 'em! In fact, I'll even do it in the lady's room!
by TheLordofHazard March 9, 2010
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1. Wearing masks in stupid places (ie: their car, shower, or bed.
2. "Enforcing" mask wearing by yelling at others to put their masks on.
1. Wearing masks in stupid places (ie: their car, shower, or bed.
2. "Enforcing" mask wearing by yelling at others to put their masks on.
Karen is such a maskerbater. She just peered over and yelled, "Hey! Stop being a murderer. Put your mask on!" - I was pooping in a stall.
by MBWDT July 25, 2020
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A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.
by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011
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Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.
Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough
Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough
by Del Tardo July 2, 2017
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“Damn Keeks what was this muckery that went down in my guest bedroom?”
-*Clicks* “It was the muckiest of muckery”
-*Clicks* “It was the muckiest of muckery”
by Tupac Shakurac October 29, 2018
Get the Muckery mug.The DMC for short. The Dead Muskrat Clan is a secret lifestyle dedicated to worshipping dead muskrats that have been shot twice in the head with a twelve-gauge shotgun. They sit on tree stumps and offer prayers as they give sacrificial offerings. These offerings, however, have to be red and also bloody.
OMG ITS THE DEAD MUSKRAT CLAN
TEDDY ALTMAN: OMG STAY AWAY FROM THEM FREAKS
SHUT UP TEDDY ALTMAN YOU ARE HORSE DUNG
OMG ITS A DEAD MUSKRAT WHO WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE HEAD WITH A TWELVE-GAUGE SHOTGUN!!!
TEDDY ALTMAN: OMG STAY AWAY FROM THEM FREAKS
SHUT UP TEDDY ALTMAN YOU ARE HORSE DUNG
OMG ITS A DEAD MUSKRAT WHO WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE HEAD WITH A TWELVE-GAUGE SHOTGUN!!!
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Guy 2: "Yeah, she looked down the barrel of my Spunk Musket and took a hot load to the face."
Guy 1: "Nice. That takes a lot of talent"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she looked down the barrel of my Spunk Musket and took a hot load to the face."
Guy 1: "Nice. That takes a lot of talent"
by Bastement October 4, 2010
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