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Mushroom Treatment

A term that draws its history from the United States Military, particularly the combat arms. It refers to a management concept adopted either accidentally or on purpose by shitty leaders. This leadership style is defined by being light on details and withholding information. Concurrently; shitty leaders will ensure that the information that does get passed along is either incorrect or unreliable (See Bullshit)

Lit:
Keeping subordinates in the dark and feeding them shit.
Ex:

Dave: Hey bob, do we know the plan?
Bob: No Dave, we're still getting the mushroom treatment, we'll probably figure that shit out when it's too late to do anything about it.
by Tokenwhite May 30, 2018
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Mushroom slap of death

When u slap a bitch so hard with ur pee pee that she gets goes retarded
I herd Jenny got the mushroom slap of death now she’s in in special ed class
by Grass man December 10, 2019
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mushroom pudding

Psychedelic dessert that contains hallucinogenic shrooms. While considered haute cuisine, you won't find this served at the finer establishments. British street youths who have had enough of cheap booze will sometimes resort to making mushroom pudding to get a more chic and elegant tripping experience.

Also referred to as: cubensis custard
Joris: yo wanna get messed up tonite?
Agathia: yea but it's my birfday innit? gotta keep it proper classy bruv, how about some bloody mushroom pudding?
Marion: what the fuck is mushroom pudding?
by The Barnacel September 25, 2020
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mushroom peaks

mario kart wii custom track made by MrBean35000vr and Chadderz.

many frustrating turns and strategically placed mushrooms. if you trick on the wrong mushroom, you'll fall into the mario kart abyss. rest in peace gamers
me: just played mushroom peaks
friend: oh no what happened
me: ...tricked on the wrong mushroom
by notsofestive January 16, 2021
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Mushroom

Mushrooms are a type of fungi that grow in dark, damp environments all over the world. The usually come in the shape of a dick and taste like it too.

Some have flat caps, some are kinda conical, and some have little bells and funnels.
Most mushrooms represented in media have a light tan stem and a red and white spotted cap. These mushrooms are actually deadly and know as fly agaric mushrooms.
But Mario seems to get a high off of them.
Speaking of high, mushrooms are also used for recreational purposes such as getting high and hallucinating.
After usage, this results in a ‘trip’ which can either be bad or good depending on where you are and who you are with.
But this drug is illegal in most US states, but a few allow it.
Anyways, back to actual mushrooms.
Their main purpose is to take materials around them using Enzyme spit and break them down into shit like oxygen and nitrogen and stuff like that. Y’know, the stuff we need to live.
Also they look silly as hell.
Mushrooms are cool as fuck.
dave: ooh lookit that pretty little mushroom
jaiden: shut the fuck up dave.
dave: aw shucks
by frankenen August 11, 2023
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Mushroom Surprise

When you dip your dick in ink, and then proceed to smack it on a girls face while she's sleeping. She'll see the imprint in the morning, and be surprised by the mushroom stamp.
Yo dude, my girl woke up this morning with a mushroom surprise.
by Sir Stampalot February 8, 2009
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reverse mushroom cloud

The act of evacuating one's bowels so quickly and violently that the debris forms a mushroon cloud in the toilet.
We ate at that new mexican restaurant and when I came home I dropped a reverse mushroom cloud in the toilet.
by mikeyhonda January 16, 2005
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