Creation Museum

1) A $27 million dollar monument of stupidity.

2) A "museum" in kentucky (figures) that displays, among other things, carnivorous dinosaurs living happily with humans 5000 years ago. (Taking a page out of Jurassic Park)

3) A mark of embarrassment for the United States.

4) A source of mental retardation for any child who is unfortunate enough to be taken there.

Person A:Have you been to the creation museum in Kentucky?

Person B: Do i look mentally retarded?

by turtlehead2378 May 2, 2009

Museum Level

The dosage of psychoactive substance (particularly 2CB) whereby you can feel the effects, but not appear to be an obvious dope fiend when in public. As coined by Dr Alexander Shulgin.

Ye man, I've got a really nice, like, museum level of high going on.

by babasutus February 3, 2009

Mcsaucee

A troll ft account that chases after @NatiAFC and shamelessly nabs tweets, but is a funny guy.

NatiAFC: What you mean what did you expect me to say ffs😭

Mcsaucee: ‘Femi you're actually the best lol marry me? aha " something along those lines

by A ft twitter account October 9, 2020

rap museum

An improvised space in a public area in which young men begin to rap or beatbox, disturbing others around them.

The uptight librarian shooshed the kids, saying, "This isn't a rap museum, settle down!"

by rentboy828 April 23, 2015

Museum Leg Syndrome

Also known as MLS. Similar to mall feet. A feeling of exhaustion, particularly in the legs, after only a short period of time in a museum. This syndrome is most severe in art museums. Although sitting temporarily eases the pain, the feeling becomes worse upon standing up.

Dude, you're really digging this Monet.
Nah. It's just my Museum Leg Syndrome was really bad, and this painting had a bench in front of it.

by J Quizzay January 18, 2009

Muscular Face

A person with a face made totally up of rippling muscles. Can do push-ups with chin and crack walnuts in mouth.

Giants among men.

"Nick Grim has a muscular face! Look at him bench press 200 lbs with his chin!"
"Freak!"

by Stefan January 20, 2005

beast museum

A group of ugly chicks.

"Oh shit don't look now."
"Why?"
"Beast museum, 12 o'clock."
"FUCK, why can't I go to a school with hot girls?"

by Dirty Wayne May 2, 2006