murf

An endearing term used for a person who has done something ditzy or dumb but funny so you aren't mad at them.

Your cute girlfriend try's to clean your 'lucky' jeans and ends up ruining them, you say "I love you, murf!" she is a murf for ruining your jeans but you still love her.

by jeffrowsgirl December 24, 2012

murf

the code word to describe marijuana to urban pot heads.

word, i just got the sickest murf, lets go smoke that shit.

by dmitv August 26, 2012

murf

a swift jab to the mid section

i threw up after i got murfed

by paolini mc fin March 11, 2007

murf

the opposite of smurf.
a rather large/muscular person.

Damn Ikaika, you wen get all murf!

by Ululani November 8, 2013

murf

a human with fish like qualities

luke - look its murf
joanne - isnt that a fish?
luke - fiiiiiiiiiishy lips

by Poulson June 16, 2005

murf juice

the sticky, smelly, sweaty liquid that forms on the murf that must be removed daily either by showering or someone else licking it off

"I can see your murf juice seeping through your pants." or "That shit smells like murf juice!" or "I can smell your murf juice from here!"

by Murf E. Brown July 27, 2006

titty murf

A camel toe and wedgie variant when a shirt gets wedged into the underside of ones breast and is slowly consumed by any additional motion.

Joey is so fat, any time he sits down he starts developing a titty murf!

by not_gsand May 20, 2014