murdoch

The place between your ball sack and cock, due to Rupert Murdoch's close resemblance to a scrotum while being a dick.

I've got a really itchy murdoch after that run.

by hairy A August 24, 2016

Murdoch

to deceive and obfuscate the facts; a corrupting liar; to lie in pursuit of profit.

He/she is such a Murdoch. I promise I’m not being a Murdoch.

by Rocinante January 6, 2020

Oliver Murdoch

Biggest dosser going, supports a dead team and thinks he's a top shagger. Oliver Murdoch also the tiniest nob known to mankind and when he tried to shag Clarke Harris a washed up pen merchant for Peterborough Shited Fc he couldn't get hard, poor Oliver has Erectile Dysfunction.

Oliver Murdoch is a wanker he wears a wankers hat he supports shit football team and he's a fucking twat.

by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021

Murdoching

The act of not ever being at work.

Saying that you're going to FedEx and never coming back to work.

The act of "teleworking" but not actually doing any work.

Lara left the office and Murdoched rest of the day.

I will be Murdoching rest of this month.

by Betty Humter March 20, 2023

murdoching

Causing racist trouble via the media; cheating; lying; phone tapping; having a sense of unwarranted superiority, or sensationalizing something irrelevant in-order to profit via the media.

Just ignore the crap they have posted to the telegraph and bskyb.. they are murdoching again.

by baby8dingo August 18, 2014

The Murdoch

The need to strangulate women to maintain an erection.

He had to do The Murdoch on me til I went blue before he could even slip a johnny on.

by Senior Ha June 16, 2011

Murdoch reverse alarm

When you take 2 steps backwards and farting on an unsuspecting victim

Duncan pulled up on Johnny and dropped a Murdoch reverse alarm on him

by Richard head 87 September 2, 2025