Moose Munching

The act of performing oral sex on someone while you are afflicted with a cold or upper respiratory ailment, causing a snorting sound similar to that made by a moose, horse, deer, etc.

So she decided to go down on me last night even though she had a sinus infection. I told her it was a bad idea but next thing I know there she is Moose Munching me.

by julio montoya December 27, 2011

Merfle Munchie

1. A fictional chef dragon whelp mascot for the Merfle munchies website.

dragon chef whelp merfle munchies merfle munchie

by Sixthleafclover December 14, 2010

Munch

A eater, or a super simp who do anything for a girl off the thought that she is feeling him.

You thought I was feeling you? You a Munch.

by longidoanlstiff August 17, 2022

Joe Munchies

A disparaging nickname for Senator Joe Manchin, the poseur Democrat from West Virginia, because his racist arguments are about as coherent as a 24-7 pothead.

Here comes Senator Joe Munchies with another illogical diatribe in defense of the neo-Nazi Republican filibuster!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021

munching trade

Sucking dick.

A term started by the gay black and latino community of New York City, in the 80's and early 90's.

I feel like munching trade tonight. or Girl, we dipped into the stairway and I munched his trade.

by ghettogurl1973 August 11, 2011

muffin munching

Performing cunnilingus i.e. placing one's mouth and tongue on, around and in the vagina and going for it!

"Hey Doris, I'm feeling rather peckish - get yer knickers off luv and let me do some muffin munching."

by silkpouch September 26, 2007

Sleep-munchies

When you can't go to sleep or think about sleeping because hunger overcomes you.

Damn, I need second dinner. I have a mad case of the sleep-munchies.

by Andrew 'The Captain' Hoang April 26, 2006