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Multitasking Influencer

After being caught beating off, and you are being helped, stop paying attention and begin to record a podcast on how to overcome loosing instagram followers.
My wife got home early, and I became a Multitasking Influencer, if you know what I mean.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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Multitasking

A woman targeting 3 different erogenous zone at the same time.
"Wow, Janet was playing with Gary's nipple while blowing him and fingering his ass. She was multitasking that dude."
by ThePlizzle March 2, 2026
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Social multitasking

The art of communicating with numerous friends via different methods simultaneously. These methods may include face to face communication, Skype, Facebook, email, texting, phone, Windows Messenger, Aim, Steam chat, Ventrilo, Teamspeak, Mumble, XFire, Origin, and various other methods. Those who are Social multitasking are usually communicating with at least three people at a time.
"He's texting with two friends, Steam chatting with three more, and Skype video chatting with a friend who is also on Ventrilo with him and several others. He's good at Social Multitasking."
by ((ASH)) Viper_Prime August 5, 2012
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sensory multitasking

Where you simultaneously partake of two or more forms of media, food, etc. which involve utilizing different senses (listening, reading, tasting, etc.), in order to accomplish more ventures in the same span of time.
One common and excellent form of sensory multitasking would be to preview an instrumental-work recording while perusing your e-mails; since you do not use the same parts of your brain for reading words as you do in determining whether or not you like a particular piece of non-lyrical music, you can catch up on your messages and still decide whether you want to purchase a CD of the tunes you're listening to.
by QuacksO December 10, 2019
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closet multitasking

Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.
Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?

The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?
by jfburke619 January 26, 2021
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UNPREDICTABLE MULTITASKING

I know what I am doing as this throws you through a loop my UNPREDICTABLE MULTITASKING as you implying PSYCHO because I don't finish something when you expect ,Vis an insult to have to walk around the other day in a RIPPED DRESS which as you know can be quite dangerous as a lot of people use play on words tactics for attacks and that is not PSYCHObabble.
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021
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multitrasking

Taking a test given by a dickhead who calls himself a teacher and texting secretly at the same damn time.
Person 1: What were you doing yesterday in chem?
Person 2: Multitrasking....my mom's not going to be happy with my grade.
by please don't shoot me January 7, 2013
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