Milking the Vein

Another term for male masturbation.

Sandeo was steadfastly Milking the Vein as he watched re-runs of MTV Grind: Spring Break!

by Drunez. August 27, 2009

Milking the colon

When you (or someone else) insert fingers inside your rectum and massage your colon until you ejaculate

"Last night my girlfriend wanted to get freaky, so she milked my colon" milking the colon

by Themilkman94 April 18, 2018

milking the pipe

An expression invented by Blake hessel meaning to have a wank, based off milking a cow however the pipe is a metaphor for a man's penis.

Soz man I'll be on in 10 just gotta milk the pipe XD
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...

by Xxdudexx October 10, 2018

Mullingar

A town in County Westmeath, in midlands Ireland. Home to the famous singer of the former band One Direction such as Niall Horan.

What's da craic? I come from Mullingar, a town which is located an hour west of Dublin.

by CrypticCurrency March 27, 2022

beef to the heels, like a mullingar heifer

A girl/lady with overweight legs. Irish slang alluding to the fact that Mullingar in County Westmeath is noted for is good beef (a heifer is a cow who has not had a calf yet).

Male 1: Who did Mike go home with last night?
Male 2: I didn't recognise her, but i'll tell ya, she had beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer.

by Oh-Jay July 14, 2016

milking

1) To squeeze a cow's udders to collect milk.
2) A sexual term: to force a man to ejaculate repeatedly.

1) The farmer said, "Go and milk the cow.
2) She tied him up and milked his cock.

by Homer S. February 13, 2005

milking of the cow

The art of having your salad tossed on all fours whilst the penis is stroked in a downward motion like a cows teat.

Lady : I performed milking of the cow last night and that milk splashes everywhere!!!

by Dr pat-rik February 23, 2017