reverse muffin top

When a bitches thighs ooze outta her shorts

Damn her shorts are too damn small! Shes gotta "reverse muffin top!"

by shmallison May 9, 2014

muffinroll

A person who, while playing board games, puts the dice on their mouth and rolls the muffin.

That guy is a total muffinroll, he rolled his muffin when casting a fireball in D&D.

by MuffinRoll February 28, 2018

Muffin Top

A word used to describe one whos fat is desperately trying to escape the suffication from tight jeans resulting in the fat tumbeling over.

Shayna is such a fatass look at her muffin top!

by AaGeLiNa September 21, 2005

muffin-top

Muffin-top: When someone's fat spills out of their tight, or too low cut for their figure pants and hangs over the sides like a muffin. This phenomema usually occurs in tandem with what is supposed to be a belly shirt, but becomes a reason for someone else to start a diet.

That muffin-top over there makes me wanna puke...I think I wanna go to the gym today.

by Big Biotch April 19, 2006

Muffin Top

A number one pop techno hit in Israel performed by Jenna Maroney

I know you want a piece of that/whole grain low fat/But i just wanna dance Muffin top

by Anal Dan April 20, 2010

Muffin Top

Possibly one of the sexiest things a girl can show off. Scientists spent decades calculating the "perfect waist to hip ratio" forgetting to realize that showing off slight imperfections can be far sexier than aiming for perfection.

Damn, girl I can't stop looking at that sexy muffin top!

by crazy hank June 22, 2010

Muffin Top Mauler

This person is a straight up menace to society. Spends their time terrorizing the good neighbors of the hood. Violent and ghetto behavior normally ensues wherever this person may be. It is rare to see this person perpetrating without a brown bag in their hand.

Commonly goes by MTM.

While making my way home today, I was greeted by the Muffin Top Mauler on the corner of Saltmarsh and Jettison. I nearly peed myself at the mere sight of the gun toting, booze drinking menace. I quickly threw my 5 series in reverse and got the hell outta there!!

by sdot_45_$$ October 30, 2011