A Collin Muffy is a person rated on a scale from lamon to muffy, they are most likely muffy and not lamon.
by Mrs. Flanigan September 23, 2020
When You Jizz When A Girl Jizzes And You Take A Santa's Trumpet On Her Brother. (And Call It a Pugdog.)
by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021
It's just like the beer Munchies but called Muffy Muncher! Wow I'm really hungry tonight I've got the muffy munchies..
by Muff bomb July 10, 2010
1. used to describe one who is acting in a nerdy and/or uncool manner ie: acting not normal or weird
2. also can be used as an adjective to describe something that is not quite right
3. can also be interpreted as the hair around a womans vagina
This definition of muffy originated back in 1997 when I was in high school. An un-popular girl at my school had a head of hair so poofy and frizzy it resembled a big muff on her head, so we started calling her muffy. The word slowly became an adjective, and started to replace other words in our vocabulary (ie: your hair is muffed instead of your hair is messed up, and what the muff, instead of what the fuck)
2. also can be used as an adjective to describe something that is not quite right
3. can also be interpreted as the hair around a womans vagina
This definition of muffy originated back in 1997 when I was in high school. An un-popular girl at my school had a head of hair so poofy and frizzy it resembled a big muff on her head, so we started calling her muffy. The word slowly became an adjective, and started to replace other words in our vocabulary (ie: your hair is muffed instead of your hair is messed up, and what the muff, instead of what the fuck)
1. do you see that lame guy over there trying to pick up those girls? they're just laughing at him.... what a muff!
2. did you just wake up? ...yes... oh, cause your hair is all muffed
3. dude... that chick I was with last night had a HUGE muff!
2. did you just wake up? ...yes... oh, cause your hair is all muffed
3. dude... that chick I was with last night had a HUGE muff!
by Rachel Taylor January 27, 2005
by Dunc and Dee March 13, 2005
What's up with all the bathroom breaks?
I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!
I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!
by Shuaman June 9, 2021
A tall goofy looking dude with a large curly fro who is a black belt in karate. He is required to give you the "speech" that he can kill you with one punch if he must use force like he is Bruce Lee or something.
Geez Train, just because we talk shit about your Mom doesn't mean you have to go all Muffy Lee on us.
by daschitz August 20, 2011