murdoch

Someone who is so afraid of snow he'll abandon his car rather than come in to work.

He ditched his car whilst sat in traffic because there was a sprinkle of snow? What a murdoch!

by Dave McGrohl February 13, 2013

Murdoch

An old person you wish would hurry up and die already.

Fleetwood Mac are a bunch of Murdochs.

by rodwipE May 27, 2014

murdoch

n. a nasty, cruel and viscous spreader of false accusations.

At the beginning of the book 1984, Winston Smith is employed as a murdoch, editing dictionaries and history books to comply with party policy.

by E.L. Deflagrante November 1, 2012

murdoch

(mur-dok)
1. murder, murda
2. hard hitting, real

"On 50's new album he keeps it murdoch ."

by Comedian Denis Donohue September 22, 2007

Murdochitis

A serious medical emergency...
Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000
Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey

I was out one night and developed a strange case of murdochitis

by jizzzzzzzer April 25, 2009

murdoching

Causing racist trouble via the media; cheating; lying; phone tapping; having a sense of unwarranted superiority, or sensationalizing something irrelevant in-order to profit via the media.

Just ignore the crap they have posted to the telegraph and bskyb.. they are murdoching again.

by baby8dingo August 18, 2014

murdoch

The place between your ball sack and cock, due to Rupert Murdoch's close resemblance to a scrotum while being a dick.

I've got a really itchy murdoch after that run.

by hairy A August 24, 2016