Driving down a road with a light coat of sand/dirt on it and claiming you went to the Pine Barrens swamping your truck through mud holes.
by Nhummel02 January 10, 2020
Get the josh mudding mug.This is a variant of munging in which the corpse to be munged is a victim of the coronavirus, who is acquired via a local nursing home. To ensure proper social distancing, the participating individual who loses the coin toss, rock-paper-scissors, or other contest of choice, pops an experimental dick-enlarging pill which extends the participant’s penile length to 6 feet, in addition to donning a face mask with a slit cut out in the middle in order to allow the expelled mung and corona juice mixture (hence “COVID-mung”) to enter the perpetrator’s orifice(s) in an internationally acceptable manner.
Zack: Hey Cody, you wanna head over to the old folk’s home?
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 July 6, 2020
Get the COVID-Munging mug.by cryptocloaker March 17, 2021
Get the crypto mugging mug.Cuddling up to another in an attempt to sway their attention, usually while the other party is occupied or reluctant to respond. Inconsideratly making demands on another person's time.
My girlfriend/pet/kid is mugging for attention - bbl.
Jake can't get anything done because his (subject) is mugging him for attention every five minutes.
Jake can't get anything done because his (subject) is mugging him for attention every five minutes.
by tennfotographer December 1, 2006
Get the mugging for attention mug.The act of placing your sweaty ball-sack on the rim your evil, micro-managing bosses coffee mug. Must be done immediately prior to the above mentioned boss having a drink (IE. no credit if the mug gets washed). Also preferably leaving some trace of duck butter for visual verification.
manslave #1: Dude, the boss just stepped out and I'm going scrote-mugging.
manslave #2: No way? Didn't you just go jogging on your lunch break too? Oh wait, here he comes now!
Evil-boss (pouring coffee into his mug and slowly sipping): Hey guys, what are you working on? Mmmm, this coffee sure tastes salty today. Let's have a meeting to go over what you did this morning.
manslave #2: No way? Didn't you just go jogging on your lunch break too? Oh wait, here he comes now!
Evil-boss (pouring coffee into his mug and slowly sipping): Hey guys, what are you working on? Mmmm, this coffee sure tastes salty today. Let's have a meeting to go over what you did this morning.
by Poppyhater December 27, 2005
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1) Go to a graveyard, with a friend, and find the freshest female grave
2) Have you friend, or yourself, take ten to twelve full paces away from the undug body, and, with a running jump, stomp onto the bloated body
3) Inhale/partake in the consumption of her bodily fluids via vagina
4) Repeat
1) Go to a graveyard, with a friend, and find the freshest female grave
2) Have you friend, or yourself, take ten to twelve full paces away from the undug body, and, with a running jump, stomp onto the bloated body
3) Inhale/partake in the consumption of her bodily fluids via vagina
4) Repeat
homes, check check it. Me and Joe just went over to the cemetary and munged the bejesus out of margaret's dead grandma
by B DUB April 29, 2004
Get the munging mug.Other than the multiple existing meanings of this word, it can also be used to describe someone stuffing a great deal of information from the textbook into his head, meaning tons of mere studying for long periods of time. This word is very common in countries like Singapore.
Related words are 'mugger' and 'mug', meaning 'someone who studies a ton/a very hardworking person' and 'studying' respectively.
Related words are 'mugger' and 'mug', meaning 'someone who studies a ton/a very hardworking person' and 'studying' respectively.
by crimson.jade May 8, 2008
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