Orlando Mud Flap

The Orlando Mud Flap is what's left over when you wipe your butt on another persons belonging.

I left an Orlando Mud Flap on Jessica's bed after I gave her a Boston Pancake!

by xx74 October 4, 2008

Pakistani Mud Flap

When you have explosive diarrhea and your sagging testicles prevent your liquid defacation from splattering on your hang down.

Thank Allah my Pakistani Mud Flap kept that ass lava from reaching my dick when I shat out that spicy curry disaster.

by Fuqtoo December 30, 2022

Minnesota mud flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Minnesota mud flap

by Thor2021 January 21, 2022

Milwaukee Mud Flap

When you produce a turd half way out of your anus, also known as the turtle head. Then you smear it on someone's face.

This slooter was giving me dome when I busted out the Milwaukee mud flap.

by S.E.McD February 17, 2009

Mississippi Mud Flap

When a man cums on a woman's asshole and lets it dry, thus creating a covering over her hole resulting in a "flap" of dried seminal fluid the next time she takes a shit.

Hey bro, I gave my girl a Mississippi Mud Flap last night, that shit was savage 😂

by The Hard-on Boys January 29, 2018

Alabama mud flap

When a man poop's on a peace of paper, rubs it in well and nice, rinses it of with chocolate milk, freezes it for well over an hour, and finally slaps the shit out of his female partner, or vice versa

hence mud flap

B:Oh Henry did you get chocolate milk.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.

by winkyface9 January 1, 2012

irish mud flap

The act of shitting ones self while wearing tighty whities and quickly ripping them off and flapping them over the head of an unsuspecting bystander.

"Dude! I totally give that bitch Shelly an irish mud flap last week...I'm pretty sure she had to shave her head!"

by Usmc1371 January 7, 2016