modane

to make things, phrases, or situations gay and/or retarded without any effort.

Dave really modaned the moment with all his talk of men with cerebral palsy having massive penises.

by Willy Tallywhacker October 25, 2006

monday morning

Taking wordsunday afternoon/word to the next level.
This refers to the true procrastinators who leave their homework and assignments till monday morning before school.
This takes extreme discipline and speed as it is hard to get up early on a monday, and have the focus to get some work done in that limited time span.

dude, I had to pull a monday morning to get this paper done, I spent the weekend trolling forums and playing games.

by |AoC| JyL December 28, 2005

Monday Gras

The day before Fat Tuesday is Monday Gras; week starts on Monday Gras, then Mardi Gras.

Barney: See you this weekend in NoLa

Adam: Ya, we’re headed down a bit earlier than you. We arrive on Monday Gras and plan to be there for lurnch to get our brush on. Monday Gras is always our precursor to Mardi Gras. Gonna keep my stay-cup full till we see y’all!

by the comand'r February 20, 2023

Lazy Monday

When your Lazy Sunday is so lazy that it carries over into Monday and you have to call in sick to work/school.

Joe: Where were you today?

Steve: Oh just having a Lazy Monday

by lilDouchey October 29, 2012

Marathon Monday

A day where people drink alcoholic beverages, sunrise of Monday morning, until sunrise of Tuesday morning.

Watch Blue Mountain State's episode "Marathon Monday"

by Shippensburg University March 4, 2014

mondayitis

Call it what you want, but "Mondayitis" is a feeling of weariness, sadness, apathy and general distress that many individuals feel when starting the Monday morning work week. This feeling is usually enhanced after a large weekend.

Boss: "good morning, looking a little worse for wear whats wrong?"

Worker: "Got a case of Mondayitis"

by Domin8or December 18, 2007

Monday

The worst fucking day of the week. It should go crawl in a corner and kill itself.

Fuck! It's monday..

by The What Race Am I? Guy March 28, 2015