Motard 

Derived from and somewhat a contraction of mo from homo from homosexual AND tard from retard as in mentally retarded. Used derogatorily or perhaps in jest to refer to any person judged to be acting in a slow or stupid manner.

We talked to some motard who is "just the computer guy" and didn't seem to understand at all what we were talking about yet felt he was able to man the front desk of the office.

Motard by flamedog February 9, 2004

motard 

a person who does something moronic and retarded.

Screwing your bests friends sister in their house instead of yours and getting caught. You have to be a total motard to not see that coming.

motard by princess gillette May 24, 2010

motard 

n. A homosexual who is mentally challenged.

"Lance is a nice guy, but he's a motard."

motard by The Master of Don Knotts November 17, 2009

Motard 

A motivated retard

"Wow, your such a motard"

Motard by rybn April 6, 2009

motard 

some who can not live without being in the military

"Z" is such a motard he can justify anything

motard by no-lifer May 26, 2008

motard 

a retard that rides a moped

look at that motard on the moped.

motard by brett h November 27, 2006

motard 

A french guy retard that likes mustard.

ya damn mootard

motard by Toxik April 20, 2003