moroski

detective, super sleuth, a tool used by large corporations to uncover dirt within the ranks, 007 wannabe, pink panther, narc, stool pigeon, tattle tale, snitch

Dude, I heard Henry sold out and got a job as a moroski!

Stop being nosey you moroski!

Alex is a hall monitor... I think he will grow up to be a moroski.

by Jim Bo July 27, 2006

ruese morton

One who is an alcoholic, hairless and skilled at making terrible decisions.

Sean Penn sure would be a ruese morton if he had less hair.

by beggingbeaver February 25, 2010

mezzo morto (masc)

half-dead

He woke up this morning looking mezzo morto (masc)!

by siauloong June 6, 2010

gavin morton

A cringy weeb that no one likes. (Probable school shooter)

Person 1: Who's the new kid? Person 2: I don't know, but he looks like a gavin morton.

by swaggy jake pauler December 15, 2017

Morton's Fork

A difficult decision between two equally shitty options.

Matt: Dude, should I bang Carrie or Marissa? Carrie can't ride dick, but Marissa can't suck dick.

John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.

by BlindButAware May 6, 2014

James Morton

Sorry, never heard of him. If I had heard of him he'd definitely be tiny though...

"If I could imagine anyone being massively tiny with no guns whatsoever and extremely chubby, almost to the extent of blobby fleming, then his name would be James Morton...never heard of a James Morton though..."

by Wai Ho December 7, 2009

Dirty Morton

The act of one taking a large sip of coke while simultaneously having their best friend smack their belly in a McDonald's Play Place while doing the floss.

I did a Dirty Morton.

by Beeg nene May 17, 2020