Mirotic

Mirotic - a Korean word mixed with an English word made famous by the DBSK/TVXQ song Mirotic. ‘Miro’ in Korean means ‘maze' Tic is an english word, which you put after a an adjective.

Fangirl One: DID YOU HEAR THAT NEW DBSK SONG? MIROTIC?

Fangirl Two: OF COURSE I DID! IT WAS SO FREAKING COOL!

by Muh-ree-uh November 3, 2008

Nigor Mortis

Corpse-like dependency on the welfare system

JaQuon was a 3rd-generation welfare recipient, whose lack of contibution as a gainfully-employed member of society placed him in a state of nigor mortis.

by JaQuon September 15, 2009

mootix

A petpetpet for your neopet. it is quite confusing, is it not? If it is, then let me break it down for you. It's a pet for your petpet. The actual petpet is owned by your neopet. However, the petpetpet is owned by your petpet.

Sally has a mootix, he's so small. I think it's a cute little Mootix.

by Alexi November 5, 2003

rigor mortis

when someone's dead for a while and their limbs stiffen (not the penis, though if the corpse is laid face down, the flow of blood to the penis can result in an erection.. a treat for necrophiliacs)

when johnny tried to make the dead man give him a hand job, ted said "you idiot! the guy won't move! it's rigor mortis!", so then johnny killed ted and had ted finish the job before rigor mortis set in

by I TURN CORPSES UPSIDE DOWN May 30, 2006

Mortimer

(verb) to get Mortimered is when a woman you're flirting with casually refers to her boyfriend in conversation so as to dissuade you from making further advances without seeming rude. The term derives from the fact that her boyfriend is probably stupid, and his stupid name is probably Mortimer.

guy 1: "dude did you go home with that girl from the bar last night?"
guy 2: "nah, I thought I was golden but then she Mortimered me hardcore."
guy 1: "bad times."

by Gil Barry January 21, 2009

prostitute mortician

A person who is hired to have sex with a corpse who has wished not to die a virgin.

“The dead man needs a prostitute mortician to come in and de-flower him.”

by Hughmungus309 August 30, 2020

Moronicus

Moronicus is a species similar to humans, but a lot dumber. They are only slightly smarter than a rock. They manage to blend in our society very successfully. Be aware that you might be living with one. They are highly dangerous, infecting others with their stupidity.

"You don't even know how much is 18/9? You must be a moronicus!"

by 1p2r3 March 23, 2017