mooseseal

When a guys dick goes floppy and swollen and dangles between his legs.

Damm what has that dude got down his pants I bet he's a mooseseal

by Elephant seal December 4, 2016

moosey twat

When your dick or vagina is hairy

Wow last night when I was banging Samantha she had a moosey twat .

Oh man I am sorry did you tell her?

Yah but I pulled out last night it was sooo hairy and disgusting that I didn't even want to look at my own penis

by Mercibaby January 28, 2017

moosee

One who is highly attracted to mothers, cougars, and or milfs.

She something decent but im moosee to girls my age.

by Thang long December 20, 2016

moosehead

When you fuck a girl up the ass, pick her up and ram her head into the wall.

I gave my girlfriend a Moosehead last night.... she's in the hospital with a major concussion

by whipnaenae69 March 27, 2017

moosejelly

When to large men both ejaculate on ones own stomach, then proceed to hug each other.

“you see those two men over there, apparently then made moosejelly the other night.”

by Itss Vortexx June 7, 2018

Moosehead

A girl (or guy) you bone once and mount on the wall. Hot but crazy and unhealthy. Don't bring home to Mom but can't wait to brag on your new moosehead to your buddies.

You should have seen the moosehead I plowed last night.

by Mendacious Merkin December 1, 2020

Moosey loosey

Lame brain and flat brat

Hi moosey loosey

by Wormma December 8, 2020