reg monkey

An academic whose research consists of the stata commands reg, ivregress, robust, and vce().
The term is a reference to the old adage that a million monkeys randomly typing at a million typewriters would eventually produce Shakespeare. To understand the term, just replace typewriters with "computers with stata" and shakespeare with "insightful economics."

We make fun of reg monkeys, but we also laugh at theorists.

by emanlearruoy April 7, 2017

monkey loader

A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.

*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*

Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !

Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.

by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018

Monk on

When you are in a foul mood, due to the actions of some one else, or when a child can't get their own way.

I told Jonny he couldn't buy that rc helicopter, he got a right monk on!

by Naffito January 10, 2009

Return to Monke

To “return to monke” is to return to an extremely primitive lifestyle.
This phrase will commonly be used by anprims.

“I have had enough of industrial society. I will return to monke.”

by tedpilled August 5, 2020

Reject humanity, return to monke

apes together strong

apes alone weak, apes together strong.
Reject humanity, return to monke

by A waste of air March 15, 2021

Monkey pump

Used in reference to strong alcohol that can make someone go absolutely ape upon ingestion.

Well looks like we’re going crazy tonight boys, I’ve got some monkey pump.

by Brainacles November 15, 2020

Rusty Grease Monkey

The act of having fellatio performed on you whilst sitting in a chair or laying on a surface in which your ass is hanging off the seat and simultaneously taking a creamy “peanut butter-esque” bowel excretion that can be caught in hand by the performer of fellatio, the feces are then used as grease to finish you off with a hot hand jibber and blow your white goblins all over your navel.

“That chick Stacey has major daddy issues, I bet she would give one hell of a rusty grease monkey.”

by Trebeks_mustache August 2, 2019