Belfast monocle

Taking a shit on someones eye when they are asleep

i just gave him a Belfast monocle and made his green eye brown

by Bonjovi1991 February 17, 2009

top hat monocle position

Sexual position in which a top hat and monocle are used. The imagination is used to make for a kinky sexual enviroment. A very passionate and energetic sex position. A higher class position

oh so you did the top hat monocle position

by Bobozegreat August 14, 2010

French Monocle

When a man places one testicle on one eye of another person. The positioning mimics the wearing of a monocle. Similar to the act of tea-bagging.

Guy #1: Dude, what did you do to Sally while she was passed out?

Guy #2: Not, much, just the standard French Monocle. Took pics. Check the Web.

by The Guy who likes gerbils April 15, 2009

monocules

mono (single) + molecules = stray molecules. Means a tiny amount of something.

This has chicken broth in it? I can't eat it.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!

Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.

The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.

by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011

monocles

A refreshing alchohlic beverage consisting of the following:
2 parts vodka
1 part tonic
1 part triple sec

"arrgh, where be me monocles?"

by Jay Whalen July 26, 2006

owl monocle

the only way to reflect owl glasses. If someone calls your name and you think they have owl glasses, you hold up the owl monocle (owl glasses with just one "lense"). If they have owl glasses, they need to get on the ground. But be careful, if they dont have owl glasses, you need to get on the ground

drew(with owl glasses): Hey sam!

sam(with owl monocle): YEAH?!

drew: hah-crap

Sam(with nothing): Hey drew!

Drew (with owl monocle): yeah!? Crap

Sam: haha sucks

by lawn dancer May 24, 2010

Monocle Popper

mon-uh-kuhl popping

-adj, noun

News significant enough to raise your brow and release your monocle from it's previous place.

Person 1: I am disappoint.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because I just realized that a monocle and a monocle is /not/ a 'bionicle'.
Person 2: Really? That news is a monocle popper.

by asdasdfgf November 7, 2010