Silly Mongoose

Any one who has made a mistake of a silly nature.

noun.

Oh Bri! You're such a silly mongoose!

by Joshua Foote June 2, 2008

wandering mongoose

The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.

Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.

Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?

Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.

Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.

by jimbobkyle April 4, 2008

silly mongoose

the silliest of them all

emily is a true silly mongoose

by da true goat June 28, 2019

Chocolate mongoose

It’s when a person dips their penis in a fresh pile of dog shit, and they shove their dick inside somebody’s ear

JIMMY! Don’t give your little brother a chocolate mongoose again! It took two hours to make his ear not smell like grandpas dick.

by Ranch Dick February 25, 2022

Crawled mongoose

it's an ironic word , it's used in an cynical situation :D

Friend: hey dude , what's your opinion about justin biber ?!!

You: crawled mongoose ......... :P

by Popmaxman November 12, 2010

shadow mongoose

the act of a female (or male) sneaking into a janitor's closet and creaping up on and giving head to an unsuspecting sleeping janitor without awaking him. should one fail, and awake the sleeping janitor, he will be forced to execute the snake ambush.

Laqueesha: Hey girlfriend, what you doin?
Shenainai: Yea La, i just got away with the shadow mongoose on that new janitor.
Laqheesha: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. You's is one sly biach, SISTAAAA.

by team mastadon January 10, 2005

Operation Mongoose

Operation Mongoose was the most famous military operation carried out by Green Berets in Kosovo on March 12, 1999. On the night of March 12, 1999, a Green Beret amazingly assassinated a Serb general with a combat knife. He was awarded the Silver Star Medal for his courage during the operation.

Operation Mongoose is a good, cool op.

by Loks July 7, 2005