military

A term for someone who has any type of relation to the military.

"That guy's fuckin' military!"

by Dave January 14, 2004

Military Police

the worlds best high speed chase solvers, they dont take no crap.

i was worried those pussy cops would never pull him over, then he got onto the military base, that ended it quick.

by drew April 24, 2005

Sarasota Military Academy

A school that encourages kids to act like dicks and tell other people what to do. Also encourages small mindedness and promotes heavy-handed solutions to problems. Effectivly summed up as ridiculous, it would really be funny were it not so sad.

I went to Sarasota Military Academy, but I don't tell anyone becuase I'm ashamed.

by Jackeshamonesha July 11, 2009

military slang

Language originating from and used by military personnel. They can be in the form of acronyms or actual words. They can come in the form of an insult, general conversation such as words to describe unit or job, and there are some educational ones.

This is a brief example, not by any means is it all inclusive.

Acronyms: Military Slang
FRED- Fucking Retard, Extra Dumb (insult to someone who typically fits the description)(You literally make this their nickname)
RABFO- Riding Around Base Fucking Off (conversational, acronyms are just easier sometimes)
SAR- Search and Rescue (occupational)

Phrases: Military Slang
Dick Beaters: Your hands (usage-general conversation or insult..."Get those dirty Dick Beaters off my shirt")
Cock Holster: Your mouth (usage-derogatory..."I didn't hear you, my dick was in your Cock Holster again")
Douchebagery: General stupidity (usage-derogatory, reference, conversational..."The Douchebagery that projects from that disgusting cock holster is unbelievable. Congratulations FRED, you found yourself making it through another day.")

by S.t.e.v.e September 22, 2013

U.S. Military

Power house of the world. The future ruler of all living things

My U.S. Military will kick your Militaries @$$!

by Jon's Mom April 2, 2003

new mexico military institute

Is a school in Roswell, New Mexico, that focuses on the three pillars of excellence. academics, physical fitness, and leadership. NMMI can be fun, but is a very rigerous load. Your first year you are called a RAT (recruit at training). you have hardly any privledges what so ever, but it gets better as time goes on. you gradually earn ranks, from private all the way up to lt. coronel and beyond. its a lot of work but interesting. Owen Wilson attended NMMI.

you get yelled at a lot and dropped to do push ups at new mexico military institute:
"HEY straight ahead on the RAT walk"
"lock it up CADET"
"left face, right face, abouttt face"
"just drop and start pushing, fes"

by Mackizzlet November 29, 2007

Military RPG

A person that has never served in the military and covers it up by posing as a soldier. Military RPG typically requires the poser to purchase several military surplus items and an internet based education regarding weapons. Military RPG can also be played professionally by police officers, corrections officers, security guards, and government employees.

Military RPG Player: "Hey, look at my high powered rifle"

Veteran: "That's neat"

Military RPG Player: "I bet you don't know as much about it as I do"

Veteran: "Are you trying to pretend you know more about weapons than I do because you are intimidated by my military service?"

Military RPG Player: "No, I'm just playing Military RPG"

by RealWarriorUSA November 10, 2012