Jesus Chainsaw Massacre

A cliche term for The Passion of the Christ, directed by Mel Gibson. This nomen was given due to the amount of gore and violence in the movie.

Big Steve cried like a bitch all through the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.

by Fro March 16, 2004

massacrap

1. verb - to fail excessively or blow at something hardcore
2. verb - a large expulsion of fecal matter
3. noun - a holocaust gone wrong

1. "Dude, remember when Nick tried to do yoga and got stuck with his legs behind his head for 2 hours? That was a massacrap."
2. "Excuse me, I haven't gone to the bathroom all day and need to massacrap."
3. "Remember that time Hitler left his dog in one of the gas chambers? That was a massacrap and a half."

by Nick aashby July 26, 2009

mass hallucination

The only explanation for the Right’s perverse devotion to the Mobster in Chief.

In this ongoing mass hallucination, he is seen as someone who can make America great again; how crazy is that?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2019

Massachusetts Meat Lovers

A girl from Massachusetts (or anywhere else) enthusiastically performs felattio on not one but two penises simultaneously

I don't think Miranda is hungry, Ron and I gave her a Massachusetts Meat Lovers for lunch.

by injizzulate July 5, 2021

yoni massage

An ancient Tantric method of massaging a womans thighs, and genitals to slowly build up to an intense orgasim

I love it when you give me a yoni massage before sex

by rishiki January 2, 2017

massage therapist

The most respectable of all professions; may change your life forever in miraculous and mysterious ways. They have powers yet uptapped by the common man.

That massage therapist just saved my life!

by alliresa September 27, 2008

weapons of mass destruction related program activities

synonym for, "We've got nothing."

"Already, the Kay Report identified dozens of weapons of mass destruction-related program activities and significant amounts of equipment that Iraq concealed from the United Nations."

by Whee February 1, 2004