Beaver mittens

Giving a toothy blowjob whilst simultaneously fisting two women.

It's not a winter orgy without beaver mittens.

by Evil weirdsmith November 1, 2017

BOILED MITTENS

A type of mitten knitted using fine sized needles from worsted wool.
They are made aproximately 30% larger than needed for the finished size, then boiled in hot water and left to air dry.
The mitten when shrunken is almost waterproof and very warm.

Grandma made me a pair of boiled mittens.

by Dancingcatfish February 12, 2007

nose mittens

Vaginal lips, labia - usually with a little fuzziness...

Going down on her, Timmy was please to find that Jenny had a fine pair of nose mittens for him to enjoy.

by Tom O. December 5, 2007

Soggy Mittens

When you are sad and your methaphorical mittens become drenched with your tears of sorrow.

Oh, Lauren has soggy mittens from not being able to leave work early.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny July 7, 2010

Dumfries mittens

When you let your dog jizz on your fingers and peel it off the next morning.

Jodie, can you help me peel off my Dumfries Mittens?

by AllsYou’veGotToDoIs March 6, 2019

Bernie's mittens

Bernie sander's mittens that he wore in inauguration day. whether you're on the left or the right you know those are some sweet mittens.

Person 1: have you seen Bernie's mittens?
Person2: I know. they look pretty warm!

by Dr.Mcface February 10, 2021

Mr. Mittens

An alias for an orange Maine Coon cat that prowls through houses waiting behind furniture to pounce on its next helpless victim.

I see Mr. Mittens hiding behind the chair waiting to pounce.

by Sekkou527 July 25, 2010