Mistwalker

A Japanese video game studio that started in 2004 by the creator of Final Fantasy, Hironobu Sakaguchi. Microsoft currently supports the company financially.

"Did you see the new game thats coming out from Mistwalker? It's called Blue Dragon and Lost Odyssey."

by jchong1025 April 27, 2007

Mistakurbating

v When you mistakenly catch someone masturbating. Often caused by poor choice of place and timing, such as before dinner, at the movies, at school, at work, in the shower when your roommate is waiting and irritated, in a resturant, in a public restroom, in the back seat of a van on a long road-trip, in a park, on or near a playground, during a party, in the waiting room of a clinic for the blind, in an elementary school principal's office, when you sleep in a bunkbed, in a pool, in river with hungry fish, when you come home to a missing plunger and/or bananas, when you forget to close the browser on the family computer, or making the decision at 5:58 when your mom usually gets home at 6:01 (see after school special).

"Man, I am either a master of mistakurbating or our daughter has the worst choice of timing. Or she still hasn't figured it out. Have you seen the sausages?"

True Story,

Our hero goes to a job interview at a big box store in a tuxedo.

The Manager holding back a bellowing laugh, "So, you can tell me the truth. Why did you get fired from your last job?"

The man replies, "I was caught masturbating on my break."

"What?!"

"Ya, I know. That's my free time and I am allowed to do whatever I want on my own time!"

And with that the manager could not resist passing him on to the next department for hiring. True story, no joke.

by cheese_leaves February 10, 2012

Misti Dawn Peterson

Is absolutely beautiful.

She's Misti Dawn Peterson.

by OneMistake November 17, 2020

Mistral

verse 1
I’ve come here from nowhere cross the

unforgiving sea
Drifting further and further
It’s all becoming clear to me
That violent winds are upon us

And I can’t sleep
Internal temperatures rising
And all the voices won’t recede

chorus
I finally found what,
I was looking for!

A place where i can
Be without remorse!
Because I am a stranger who has found an even stranger war
Finally found what I was looking for!
Here I come! come!x3

verse 2
I-I-I sharpen the knife and look down upon the bay!
For all of my life
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~

Person 1: yo you know that mgr mistral song?
Person 2: yeah that one that goes like verse 1
I’ve come here from nowhere cross the

unforgiving sea
Drifting further and further
It’s all becoming clear to me
That violent winds are upon us

And I can’t sleep
Internal temperatures rising
And all the voices won’t recede

chorus
I finally found what,
I was looking for!

A place where i can
Be without remorse!
Because I am a stranger who has found an even stranger war
Finally found what I was looking for!
Here I come! come!x3

verse 2
I-I-I sharpen the knife and look down upon the bay!
For all of my life
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~?

by based Brazilian samurai February 21, 2023

Odysseus miltiadous

A man who is irresistible, all girls want him and all men wanner be him,also has a very large penis that could bring a smile to anybody,he is also very caring and is a passionate lover

I was with a boy last nite,he was a right Odysseus Miltiadous, I couldn't believe how lucky I was to meet him

by Truthdave July 20, 2014

Hughge Mistake

Lost episode of Johnny Test. Hugh Test enters a store only to shout "I have to whip out my penis!" and then he just massacres everyone in sight. Once done, he just starts to pleasure himself on the floor until he just dies from exhaustion.

Howie - I just watched the lost episode of Johnny test, Hughge Mistake! It was crazy, I came like four times!

Simon - Only four???

by Fiishy December 13, 2021

Rookie Mistake

Trying to steal on Yadier Molina

Did you see Jose Siri try to steal on Yadier Molina? Talk about a rookie mistake

by Yadier Molina Fan 7 April 21, 2021