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Mistyears

A bum bitch that always steals tweets. Takes shit way too seriously but he cute doe.
The weather is shitty just like Mistyears”
“Once I got clocked by a gang call it a Mistyears”
by Themusicpolice May 19, 2020
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The Penis Swastika Mistake

The rookie mistake of trying too hard when designing a logo and you end up making one that has either a penis, a swastika, or both, included in your design.
Dude, #Slack tried way too hard designing their new logo. They ended up making The Penis Swastika Mistake. So sad!
by CaptainOraznatac January 17, 2019
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Misty Mason

An mocha African American female porn star sometimes credited as Japan. She has appeared in serveral pornographic movies such as Bad Black Girls 19 and Tinys Black Adventures. Misty Mason also has her sister, Mya Mason, in the adult industry.
Damnn did you see Misty Mason in TinysBlackAdentures she Fine!
by Faye CBebop September 8, 2008
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Mistakurbating

v When you mistakenly catch someone masturbating. Often caused by poor choice of place and timing, such as before dinner, at the movies, at school, at work, in the shower when your roommate is waiting and irritated, in a resturant, in a public restroom, in the back seat of a van on a long road-trip, in a park, on or near a playground, during a party, in the waiting room of a clinic for the blind, in an elementary school principal's office, when you sleep in a bunkbed, in a pool, in river with hungry fish, when you come home to a missing plunger and/or bananas, when you forget to close the browser on the family computer, or making the decision at 5:58 when your mom usually gets home at 6:01 (see after school special).
"Man, I am either a master of mistakurbating or our daughter has the worst choice of timing. Or she still hasn't figured it out. Have you seen the sausages?"

True Story,

Our hero goes to a job interview at a big box store in a tuxedo.

The Manager holding back a bellowing laugh, "So, you can tell me the truth. Why did you get fired from your last job?"

The man replies, "I was caught masturbating on my break."

"What?!"

"Ya, I know. That's my free time and I am allowed to do whatever I want on my own time!"

And with that the manager could not resist passing him on to the next department for hiring. True story, no joke.
by cheese_leaves February 10, 2012
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Misty Mystery

When a mystery seems to easy to the writer adds in a character messing with the case in order to extend the plot
"This was an open and shut case if they hadn't made it a Misty Mystery"
by Voncreep February 28, 2021
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Hughge Mistake

Lost episode of Johnny Test. Hugh Test enters a store only to shout "I have to whip out my penis!" and then he just massacres everyone in sight. Once done, he just starts to pleasure himself on the floor until he just dies from exhaustion.
Howie - I just watched the lost episode of Johnny test, Hughge Mistake! It was crazy, I came like four times!

Simon - Only four???
by Fiishy December 13, 2021
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Rookie Mistake

Did you see Jose Siri try to steal on Yadier Molina? Talk about a rookie mistake
by Yadier Molina Fan 7 April 21, 2021
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