Mustachio

A mustache in which the end curl upward and for an O. This mustache is commonly seen in western

Yo, did you see that dude's mustachio?

by labeario November 24, 2009

Mustachio Gentlemen

a middle aged man (usually an Italian man) that has a large mustache, slicked back hair, burlesquing chest hair, and usually wearing a gold chain and/or sunglasses. A mustachio loves old rock and roll, once wanted to own a trans am like a bad ass and has always wanted to go to a The Who concert.

the mustachio gentlemen has jet black slicked hair and is singing teenage wasteland

by Mikey Cheeks June 19, 2006

moustachio

an Italian person with a moustache

he's a moustachio!

by bobcheese February 22, 2003

Moustachio Nuts

Type of Manscaping where the hair is shaped into a moustache.

a1:I didn't think jeff would have moustachio nuts.
a2:Yep the full handle bar.

by qbert83 August 26, 2009

Joe Pistachio

A private eye, detective,
from the 30's, first appeared on Public Access 23 (Athens, OH) in 1998. Has since turned into a series of comedy movies.

Joe Pistachio was created and played by Ty Halley

"This is Joe... Jooooooooe, Pistachio!"

by Jack Flack June 1, 2004

Bistachio

The letter 'B' in bistachio stands for the word bitch, and the rest stands for the word pistachio. Basically it means a salty bitch.

Zoey is being a bistachio today.

by emmy.28_ October 25, 2015

pistachio ginger nut

Essence of a divine ginger, unique and precious above all other redheads. This particular variant displaying characteristics more commonly seen in pixies, yet somehow able to obfuscate their emotions and illicit empathy from even the most cunning prey. Approach with caution, and enjoy the ride!

I thought it would be cool to date a redhead, but she ended up being a pistachio ginger nut and ate my soul!

by Xeg June 10, 2017