mustachelessness

to be without a mustache

"It relieves the pain of mustachelessness" said Peter Griffin in the Family Guy episode "McStroke" (Season 6 Episode 8) after eating 30 hamburgers in a row at a restaurant where he suffered a stroke just after.

by deepspace10 January 22, 2011

mustache rash

When you have mustache stubble and eat a girl out. It gives her a rash.

"I give rashes with my mustaches"

"My pussy hurt so bad from that mustache rash"

by Mustache rash January 11, 2014

Downstairs Mustache

pubic hair

Her downstairs mustache was so dirty it had a whole ecosystem living in it.

by gimmiesumgrain August 29, 2010

Yankee Mustache

Nasal mucus on the upper lip as a result of cold weather.

Hey Patrick, wipe off your Yankee Mustache, ya freakin' losah!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Green Mountain Mustache

Being on the recieving end of a St. Albans Snickers

Dude, my face is so chocolately from that St. Albans Snickers, do I have a Green Mountain Mustache?

by Dorkus Vermontus October 15, 2008

Cockstache (Cock Mustache)

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler

How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr

by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011

Bleach your mustache

Slowly and precisely secrete your manly fluids on your friend's mustache when he's not conscious.

Jim: "I'm going to have another shot."
Brock: "Okay, but if you pass out I'll bleach your mustache."

by AbNb June 12, 2013