Misery Boner

The sexual arousal derived from experiencing or watching others experience misery.

To enjoy one's own misery or that of others.

Synonym: Schadenfreude

John got a misery boner when Wade failed to get into Mechanical Engineering.

by WCAVSTECH May 4, 2019

Misery Bay

A place in the Upper Penisula of Michigan. The best place ever.

"You going to Misery Bay?"

"Yeah, it's the place to be!"

by DUDUDUDUDUD# July 15, 2009

misery-top

when you tell someone something slightly sad and they respond in saying something much worse, as though trying to win a competition that only they are participating in.

Person 1: "I had so much homework this weekend!"
Person 2: "Well I got attacked by a bear!"
Person 1: "Way to just misery-top me."

by geek522 November 6, 2011

finger misery

A condition that is also called paronychia which is caused by a bacterial infection around the fingernail symptoms include warmth, pus, and pain hence why it is called finger misery.

I hate finger misery and also pus! Blech!

by Strange Blue Dude June 25, 2017

Misery Businessed

To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them

Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!

Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!

by Theguywiththeflowercrown August 14, 2018

Oh the misery

The song titled "enemy" by imagine dragons...
Imagine draggin-

Oh the misery...

by HeavyWeapons May 17, 2022

Misery Pimp

noun: an individual whose especial self-esteem arises from inducing and/or inspiring misery in others, usually with the aim of elevating said individual to a place of importance and/or authority.

verb/gerund : "misery pimping"

Her incessant need to make other people feel guilty and shitty is a symptom of her misery pimping.

He think's everything's "problematic" - what a misery pimp.

by artistasayoungman April 20, 2011