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Microwave Intuition

To pop something in the microwave, and then leave. Then to suddenly drift back towards the microwave just in time to when it hits 0. Basically, to be able to tell when your food is done, just by your intuition.
"Hey, why does Joe always get his food so quickly?"

"He has microwave intuition"
by Volleyball Blaiser October 5, 2011
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Microwave Sadism

Pleasure and amusement as a result of watching small animals perish in agony after being locked in a microwave oven (and set on high).

This strange personality disorder has been revealed and somewhat known amongst underground internet culture.
After his parents discovered a third dead cat in their microwave, Jimmy was admitted to intensive therapy sessions due to his microwave sadism.
by juiceCULT August 3, 2012
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Miroo Alarm

Person: What's your favorite song of all time?

Miroo: Miroo alarm of course!
by Miroooo1 July 12, 2019
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pre-microwave

An adjective to describe a person who was born before the invention of the microwave. Usually used in reference to a member of Generation X.
"Really? You remember the first Star Wars movie?"

"Shit yeah. I'm pre-microwave!"
by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008
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Miron

A great, strong man with honor and character who was raised by bears and tigers. Miron is a wise, funny gentleman that cares for those close to his heart. He has the body of an Olympian and the mind of a scholar. Miron enjoys the company of medium to large sized dogs while embracing the great outdoors. People who are fortunate enough to encounter a Miron in their life cherish his company. This was not written by Miron
Miron is a wonderful guy, this bbq would be so much better if Miron was here.
by BearTiger February 28, 2019
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Microwavelessness

When one moves into a new place and doesn't have a microwave oven. You are forced to eat out or use cookware, since you can't cook microwaveable foods.
I just moved into a new apartment and realized that's there's no way to cook TV dinners or Raman noodles. It dawned on me that I was in a state of Microwavelessness.
by yes juanito yes May 16, 2014
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microwait

Consequence of the lunchtime rush for the microwave in corporate settings.
"I'm going to eat lunch early today, to avoid the microwait."
by Devan Goldstein January 17, 2008
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