mileage run

A thing where lunatics will voluntarily spend money to travel on airplanes to accumulate frequent flyer miles but without actually leaving an airport. This often consists of multiple legs flown subsequently, often over the course of several days.

Bhargav spent his weekend going on a mileage run to hit his airline's top tier status. He flew to Dubai and back but never left the airport.

by Crankyflier October 5, 2022

Mileage Merchant

A runner who is hyper focused on hitting high mileage. A mileage merchant will often make sure to let others know about their high mileage.

John always runs an extra few minutes to make sure he has the highest mileage on the team. Why does he always have to be such a big mileage merchant?

by JackSimmons5 July 31, 2024

Mileage Merchant

A mileage merchant is a runner who is highly focused on having more mileage than those around them. They will often let others know about their superior mileage.

John always runs a few extra minutes to make sure he has more mileage than everyone else. Why does he have to be such a mileage merchant?

by JackSimmons5 July 31, 2024

Mikage Lu

The best Instagram user is named mikagelu. Lu is amazing and everyone loves him, everyone needs a Lu.

person 1: Did you just say Mikage Lu ? That's amazing!

person 2: I love Mikage Lu! Seriously, changed my life!

by mikagelu June 25, 2025

dirty mikeaveli

When a man thinks he's "GOT THE MEATS" cause he works for minimum wage at Arby's

We met dirty mikeaveli for lunch to slurp the roast beef

by LissyZ March 31, 2020

Horse mileage

Miles that you put on a vehicle with horse poop on the tires

Hey Red that sled looks like it has some horse mileage on it

by Nigbies Cum March 31, 2021

gash mileage

An estimation of a females’s amount of past sexual partners, intended in a derogatory, judgmental, ignorant, and hypocritical manner.

Bro 2: Yo, you planning to have sex with Guadalupe, bro?
Bro 1: Yo, no way. She's had way too much gash mileage, bro.

by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022