Mike Petty Ready

When you have to cut the sleeves off of your favorite shirt to show off your guns.

Guy 1: “you cut the sleeves off that dope ass shirt?”
Guy 2: “of course I did man! I had to make it Mike Petty Ready!”

by Datgingerdude October 29, 2017

mike’s rumors

a service passed on by michael kronick that informs everyone about any personal things that have happened in one’s life.

bruh mike’s rumors are never true

by penisbuttaidsass October 6, 2019

Mike’s Ratio

When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.

Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.

by BigManJay1 January 25, 2019

top right mike

Jebaited Clap

i saw top right mike and googled it LULW

by forsenBAJ January 15, 2021

Right Hand Mike

A task that takes 30 seconds to complete; usually pleasureful.

Homie#1: Hey bro, wanna Pasz?
Homie#2: Sorry bro i can't, i'm performing a right hand mike.
Homie#1: Yoyo, sorry bruh, you can fosho do that and I guess I will come back in 30 seconds!
Homie#2: Yessir! Come back to see the afterman of my right hand mike!
Homie#1: Aight, can't wait my main man!!

by Dont.Spill.the.Kool.aid December 4, 2019

Re-Mike it

The act in which a person re-does a chore or activity because, it was not up to their standards. In many cases this person may be considered to be too much of a perfectionist. This could be from a parent, friend or other acquaintance.

I just loaded the dishwasher, and dad re-Miked it… Again, He always has to Re-Mike it.

by ACS1991 June 14, 2010

reverse mike tyson

One who receives sexual intercourse in the reverse cowgirl position by a mixed race boxer with a speech impediment. *Mixed race meaning his dick is white and the rest of his body is black.*

"Omg, I had the worst sex last night... He had me do the reverse mike tyson on him"

"Jesus Christ, his dick was soo small... and he has a weird speech problem." "How did you know?" "Ugh, I had to Reverse Mike Tyson him..."

by fuckjeffbezosntrump August 31, 2021